How to Learn Perfect Pitch Fast

Did you know that I have perfect pitch? Well, I don't. If you thought you knew that, unfortunately, you were mistaken. My friends Mike and Nick made this video 5 or 6 years ago when we were drinking at Nick's house one night. It's funny to read the comments on the video because people have been coming to it to learn how to have perfect pitch, and then they're super disappointed. Sorry guys, but my singing is like that one girl who Beyonce gave her mic to during "Halo," and the girl was crying and her voice was hoarse, and Beyonce laughed at her (in a charming way, OBVIOUSLY).